PRODUCTION
NOTES
Combining humor and
pathos with the seamlessness of a black and white cookie, FAT
ACTRESS explores the challenges and triumphs of overcoming whatever
makes someone uncomfortable about themselves.
Two-time Emmy® Award-winning actress Kirstie Alley stars
in Showtime’s new comedy series that follows the daily
struggles of an actress to find love and work in an unforgiving
Hollywood.
Alley and Brenda Hampton ("7th Heaven", “Mad
About You”) are the creators and executive producers of
this unscripted comedy premiering Monday, March 7 2005 at 10
PM ET/PT on SHOWTIME.
The actress describes the show as “essentially a story
about women’s introversions: how women torture themselves,
what they fret about, what they long for, their hopes, their
dreams, their downfalls and their losses--all viewed through
the prism of exaggeration, farce and fancy, sarcasm and irony
while going for biting humor and belly laughs.”
According to Brenda Hampton, FAT ACTRESS™ is a new kind
of television. “It’s not reality, but you could
call it ‘fictional reality,’ says Hampton. “To
be clear, this is not a weight loss documentary; it’s
a celebration of Kirstie’s self-acceptance and love for
life. The concept was solely Kirstie Alley’s idea. I think
she is brilliant and funny and has a great sense of humor about
herself and is perfectly comfortable with who she is.”
Alley says the show is definitely fiction. “Parts of the
show are an exaggerated me. They are probably more about what
goes on in my mind and how I think I look when I’m reacting
to something. The show is more about how we treat being uncomfortable
with yourself, about being uncomfortable with your weight, your
sexuality, the way you eat. Everything you’re uncomfortable
with because it’s not ever quite right. It’s funny
and frightening at the same time.”
Alley explains, “In Hollywood, you’re also in a
fish bowl and under a microscope. You’re always being
watched, so being uncomfortable is part of the nature of being
a celebrity. So, the show is about Kirstie trying desperately
to become comfortable about something.”
Joining Alley on her hilarious journey of self discovery is
a “Who’s Who” of the film, television and
movie industries. Everyone from John Travolta to NBC Chief Jeff
Zucker, wanted to get on the creative roller coaster ride of
an improvisational and unscripted comedy. In addition to those
two heavy-hitters, other guest stars include Kid Rock, Carmen
Electra, Merv Griffin, Melissa Gilbert, Leah Remini, Mark Curry
and Mayim Bialick. As Alley explains, “This is guerilla
filmmaking at its finest -- I think the people who have done
the show have loved it because it is an opportunity to really
be creative and do something that you never get to do anyplace
else.”
The cast also features series regulars Rachael Harris (“The
Daily Show”) who plays Kevyn, Alley’s hair and makeup
artist, and Bryan Callen (“Mad TV”), who sees the
job of being Kirstie’s assistant as a time filler while
waiting for his big movie break as an actor. Together they scheme,
advise and plot to get all of Alley’s wants and needs
met, no matter how big.
Kelly Preston appears in several episodes as Kirstie’s
diet advisor Quinn Taylor Scott, a source of endless advice
on how to be a great bulimic, ranging from ingesting cigarettes
(but not too many because they could kill you), to traveling
to a third world country and getting a parasite.
FAT ACTRESS™ was created when executive producers Brenda
Hampton and Kirstie Alley were brought together by their mutual
agent, Sam Haskell at the William Morris Agency. After several
meetings, Sam called Brenda and told her that Kirstie had come
up with a concept and that she should call Kirstie at home.
Brenda called her and Kirstie said, “How’s a show
about me called FAT ACTRESS™?”
“When we originally pitched the idea to Showtime, we didn’t
hear back from them right away. So we bought 24 dozen Krispy
Kreme donuts and had them sent to Showtime President Bob Greenblatt’s
office,” explains Hampton. “Attached was a note
that said ‘Maybe you’re not fat enough to get it.
Have a donut.’”
The first episode centers around Kirstie following the advice
of Eddie and Kevyn who think she should take her mind off her
weight problems and find love in the arms of a large African
American man who likes “big booty” and would make
her feel “teeny tiny.”
After a mild flirtation with Kid Rock in the second episode,
Kirstie becomes obsessed with him, making it her goal to sleep
with him and have him tell her that she’s got the best
body of any woman he’s ever been with. Forget Pamela Anderson.
Some of Kirstie’s weight loss plans in the first seven
episodes include: gulping laxatives, which take effect during
a meeting for the next “Charlie’s Angels”
movie; “The Koi Effect,” which leads her to surround
herself with small things including a posse of Little People,
and the temptation to try crack, the weight loss method used
by her brother.
Alley says, “ ‘The Koi Effect’ theory is that,
if you put those Japanese carp called “koi” in a
big pond, they will expand and become huge. If you put them
in a little pond, they will stay small. So my doctor comes and
tells me that I live in too big a house with too big plates
and friends that are too big. I need to cut way down if I expect
to lose any weight!”
Alley bravely and willingly lampoons her image that has been
mercilessly ridiculed over the past few years, and gives us
a glimpse of the humor and irony in her battle to lose weight
and get her career back on television in an unforgiving business.
She says of Hollywood, “As unforgiving a business as Hollywood
can be, I’m not sticking it to them or making any statements.
I love Hollywood, and I love the film and TV business. It’s
a very kooky and eccentric business, and, because it is what
it is, you have to learn to fly with it and with what’s
going on.”
Hampton concludes, “Kirstie Alley is a brilliant comedienne,
a beautiful and lovable clown, who seems to have no idea that
the stories she’s created are ridiculously funny.”
Alley hopes people can relate to her story and that they appreciate
the humor with which it is told. She says, ”This is what
I think’s funny. If somebody else doesn’t think
it’s funny, at least I did, you know. Brenda and I did.
The crew did. It was good. It’s been a good time.”
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FAT
ACTRESS EPISODE 1 SYNOPSIS
“Big Butts”
After stepping on the bathroom scale, Kirstie falls to the floor
weeping and wailing. She gets a call from her agent Sam Raskal
(MICHAEL McDONALD), saying he has a job offer from Jenny Craig.
That’s not at all what she wants! She slams the phone down
and starts to hyper-wail. The phone rings again, she thinks its
Sam and screams into the phone that her career is dead and that
she is dying. But it’s her friend John Travolta on the other
end and he becomes alarmed by her hysterical condition.
Kirstie goes out to take comfort in fast food, lamenting that
fat men like John Goodman, Drew Carey and James Gandolfini can
have their own shows without having to loose weight. So, why can’t
she? She demands that the agent arrange meetings with television
network executives. Returning home, she is greeted by a S.W.A.T.
team and John Travolta who had called them, fearing for her safety.
After Kirstie badgers him to again work together on another film,
he says “no” and tells her what she really needs is
some help in pulling herself together. He recommends a holistic
diet guru by the name of Quinn Taylor Scott (KELLY PRESTON).
Scott’s advice for Kirstie is to stick her fingers down
her throat after eating.
Kirstie’s two paid friends, assistant Eddie (BRYAN CALLEN)
and Makeup / Hairdresser Kevyn (RACHAEL HARRIS), hatch a plan
for Kirstie to meet black men. And where do they go to find them?
– at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffle House.
Kirstie spots a black man heading to the men’s room and
sends Eddie in after him to find out if he’s noticed Kirstie.
He sure did notice Kirstie – noticed how fat she is.
Meanwhile, agent Sam Raskal arranges a meeting with NBC Chief
Jeff Zucker who agrees to see Kirstie but if he decides that she’s
too fat, then Sam will have to be the one to tell her. As Kirstie,
Eddie and Kevyn wait at NBC reception, they make sure their tiny
“spy cam” is safely hidden in Kirstie’s bag
which she will “accidently” leave behind in Zucker’s
office to record his reaction to her.
On the way to Zucker’s office, Kirstie passes by rows of
cubicles and hears comments like; “Ohmygod, she’s
huge!” “Soooo fat!” In the meeting she is introduced
to the network’s head of development, Max Cooper (MARK CURRY),
a big, black man and they begin a heavy rotation of flirting.
Zucker offers Kirstie character roles. No good. She insists on
having her own show
and attempts to pitch an idea but is cut off. Zucker says he’ll
keep her in mind. Kirstie exits, leaving behind the spy cam in
her bag.
Back in the reception area with Eddie and Kevyn, she squeals with
delight about meeting Max. Kevyn reminds her to return to Zucker’s
office to retrieve her purse. All three are watching the replay
of what the spy cam recorded with Jeff Zucker talking about how
fat she is. On the tape, Max says Kirstie would appeal to a black
audience and if the network is not going to do a black show, then
maybe this is the answer! Kirstie is ecstatic and is now determined
to have sex with Max!
Cut To: Kirstie meets Max at her door, dressed to kill. Max can’t
resist her and they kiss passionately. Kirstie does a strip tease
dance for him to the tune of “You Can Leave Your Hat On.”
They end up sitting on the kitchen floor in front of refrigerator,
halfnaked, feeding each other pot roast, potatoes and pie with
whipped cream. Later, they bounce around in bed with Kirstie laughing
and absorbing playful smacks on her ass from Max who adores “the
junk in her trunk.” Big fun! And each time he smacks her,
the bedroom lights go off and on!
Next day, Zucker gets call from Sam telling him that Max has had
sex with Kirstie and was abusive – smacking her! Zucker
asks Sam how much does he want? They work out an undisclosed deal.
Sam then calls Kirstie at home, who’s eating a scooter pie,
to tell her the network has changed its mind and is offering “a
holding deal.” Kirstie is very excited, but asks Sam why.
He tells her it doesn’t matter and she’s okay with
that. But, he also says she will have to loose weight just the
same. She agrees and pledges to shed pounds.
Hanging up with Sam, Kirstie goes straight to the bathroom and
starts to put her fingers down her throat. She stops, thinks better
of it…..and goes back to munching her pie.
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